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Forum - General discussion - Am I really the Greatest? Yes.

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WHALE HUNTER
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Posted: 2007-02-17 04:17 CEST
There are a lot of moderately great people in the world but not one person compares to me. I am modest and super fantastic. Is there anyone out there even a little great? Let me know and I will teach you to be more like me!
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WarpedRyan
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Posted: 2007-02-17 17:38 CEST
What kind of statement is that?
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skankin_toaster
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Posted: 2007-02-18 16:18 CEST
Well you see, Mr. Whale Hunter, Although you may be great in your own little way, you forget to take into account the many people that came before you. William Shakespear, Albert Eintien, Mr. Christie, All faboulous people who have documented historical evidence that they were in fact really awesome. So, until i see some solid scientific proff of your awesomeness, I cannot beleive your statement hencforth it connot be true.
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WHALE HUNTER
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Posted: 2007-02-19 06:58 CEST
I decided to fight six frusterated lions. This would off course be relatively easy if my hands had not been tied together with barbed wire underneath two straight jackets. There was limited space inside the locked safe as we plumeted from the plane door. Breathing wasn't an option as the safe was filled with water. There were snapping turtles and bemused dolphins trained to use guns below me. The real challenge however was managing all this while paralysed from drugs that I had previously taken.

Strangely, I still managed to play my trumpet through the end of my saxaphone to perfection. How's that for proof?
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Treenaks
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Posted: 2007-02-20 14:25 CEST
I have just two words for this:

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ollie
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Posted: 2007-02-20 15:18 CEST
whats the point of this post?
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widby
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Posted: 2007-02-20 21:02 CEST
an idiot has entered the building
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skallege graduate
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Posted: 2007-02-21 23:05 CEST
Maybe he's retarded.
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WHALE HUNTER
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Posted: 2007-02-22 07:23 CEST
Many of you may not be aware of this but by posting in this thread, I become the owner of your soul. Don't worry though, I will look after them. Bathe them, feed them, keep them looking pretty. They will be in safe hands.
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WHALE HUNTER
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Posted: 2007-02-27 09:32 CEST
I go to all this trouble to make an exceptional thread and all I get is abuse. I am used to the jealousy you are all experiencing as everyone is jealous of me in their own way. Just try to be more like me, that is the solution.
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skaman31689
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Posted: 2007-03-01 07:14 CEST
See, the real problem is not that we are all jealous of you, it is that this thread is pure spam. Therefore, the only logical solution would be to delete the thread in hopes of getting a message through your head. Albeit, that seems about as possible as cutting a tree down with a herring, at the moment.
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skabone
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Posted: 2007-03-01 15:56 CEST
skaman...
i love the monty python quote!

but yeah, this thread is completely pointless
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WHALE HUNTER
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Posted: 2007-03-04 14:38 CEST
Every thread is good in its own way. Especially mine!
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sarahbland
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Posted: 2007-03-04 15:40 CEST
well whale hunter, this thread has made my day. hhahahahahahaha made me laugh lots so thnx, you do not deserve this abuse. i think your great. xxxxxxxxxx
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skankin_toaster
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Posted: 2007-03-12 18:03 CEST
I can give you a cookie... would that count as respect?
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WHALE HUNTER
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Posted: 2007-03-25 12:37 CEST
The cookie had better be filled with so much respect that I can't taste the sarcasm.
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WHALE HUNTER
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Posted: 2007-03-12 07:43 CEST
Thankyou Sarah. I think that you are quite similar to me in many ways. This is a compliment beyond what even you can begin to comprehend.
SEE PEOPLE! I deserve respect and I demand that you give it to me!
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farmergiley
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Posted: 2007-04-19 13:24 CEST
Seriously, dude call me. ur awesome
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trumpetgeek69
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Posted: 2007-11-01 18:52 CEST
L-A-M-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mo Mo Ska Girl
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Posted: 2007-11-13 02:51 CEST
interesting...
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trumpetgeek69
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Posted: 2007-11-27 23:18 CEST
i have heard better shit when i was taking a shit
dude get off your fucking pain killers and join the real world
-trumpetgeek69
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